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Please read our letter to Mariah Carey regarding her outfit at Golden Globes.

Dear Mariah,

Your dress last night had the potential to be a good look for you.  The shoulder detail, the way it fit, the color.. amazing…  But then the slutty side came out.  Make no mistake.  WE LOVE BREASTS.  We love exposed breasts, but it has to be done in a tasteful way.   But you’ve decided to expose your breasts which are bigger than the sales of your last CD.  You looked a hot mess.  Seriously. Stop looking like a trainwrek.   Stop looking like a trannywreck. I was worried. I thought Jim Carrey was doing one of his hiliarious characters that he usually does at the MTV awards.   Mariah, get a reduction and learn how to walk 4 feet without looking like a damn robot.

Love FresherThanChris.com

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